What's a good pest control method to keep bored and lonely IT Tech guys away from my desk while I'm at work?

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Judging by the picture, (if of you), all you need to do is look at them, and make sure they saw enough of your face. Be in mind if the IT Tech men are blind this may not be useful, unless they are close enough to smell you.What's a good pest control method to keep bored and lonely IT Tech guys away from my desk while I'm at work?
Put a little calendar on your desk and cross each day off. When an IT Geek asks you why you're counting the days, tell him ';Oh, that's just the number of days til my jealous hubby gets paroled from prison. *whisper* Just a little ol' double homicide -- big misunderstanding, he's cool ;) ';
Do a ';print screen'; of this thread. Save it as jpeg. Change your computer desktop to the saved image. Whenever you feel uneasy hit ';show desktop';.





Alternatively, you could get over yourself, learn some social skills, get a personality, and learn to accept people for who they are.
ask them what they are doing after work, would they like to join you at your coven get together then go have spam and lima beans with you and your grandma.





give them the gun a lot, and wink.





ask them if they know how hard it is to live with syphillis
Raid. Works every time.





Or show them the medical records of your sex-change operation. =)





(Kidding)





Yee-Hah!


The Marlboro Man
Buy a farting machine and hide it under your desk :) It comes with a small remote, so everytime they get near you, press the BUTTON! LOL
Turn off the fan behind your desk. They find their mark by scent, like squirrels.
Vagina dentata. That's all i'm saying...
Send an email to their manager regarding the harrassment.





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Mace works great in that application.
Open a can of tuna, hide it under your desk. lol
Flash him





It Guy's are Geek's and Nerds he will never come near you again.
I agree with rod. get over your self and ask them to let you work.





Good Luck
Ask them to help you fix something on your PC....once they realize they have to work,, they will disappear!.